01831cam a2200361 i 4500 630226410 TxAuBib 20080914120000.0 060913s2007||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 2006027035 9780375940859 library binding 0375940855 library binding (OCoLC)71348603 DLC eng rda DLC TxAuBib rda Wizner, Jake. Spanking Shakespeare / Jake Wizner. First edition. New York : Random House Children's Books, 2007. 287 p ; 22 cm. txt rdacontent n rdamedia nc rdacarrier SHAKESPEARE SHAPIRO HAS ALWAYS hated his name. His parents bestowed it on him as some kind of sick joke when he was born, and his life has gone downhill from there, one embarrassing incident after another. Entering his senior year of high school, Shakespeare has never had a girlfriend, his younger brother is cooler than he is, and his best friend's favorite topic of conversation is his bowel movements.But Shakespeare will have the last laugh. He is chronicling every mortifying detail in his memoir, the writing project each senior at Shakespeare's high school must complete. And he is doing it brilliantly. And, just maybe, a prize-winning memoir will bring him respect, admiration, and a girlfriend . . . or at least a prom date.From the Hardcover edition. 850L Lexile. Accelerated Reader AR UG 5.3 8 120412. 20080914. Coming of age Fiction. Authorship Fiction. High schools Fiction. Schools Fiction. Fiction. TXBRI